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	<title>Brendan Young Blag &#187; perfect crime</title>
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		<title>Junk Mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get a lot of junk mail. Like at least 3 or 4 pieces a day. I really hate it and I wish it would go away. After grabbing the mail today and grumbling about it to myself, I got an idea.
I live in an apartment building so I get my mail via one of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get a lot of junk mail. Like at least 3 or 4 pieces a day. I really hate it and I wish it would go away. After grabbing the mail today and grumbling about it to myself, I got an idea.</p>
<p>I live in an apartment building so I get my mail via one of those boxes where you can see into the mail room if you look through it. Starting tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to push ALL unwanted junk mail back through my mailbox onto the floor of the mail room, hopefully causing chaos and mayhem for whoever works or resides there. It&#8217;s a perfectly untraceable crime, and no one can stop me.</p>
<p>No one.</p>
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